La Vita e Bella (life is beautiful) - Roberto Benigni

- “No Jews or Dogs Allowed.” Why do all the shops say, “No Jews Allowed”? 
- Oh, that. “Not Allowed” signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, “No Kangaroos Allowed,” and I said to my friend, “Well, what can I do? They don’t allow kangaroos.” 
- Why doesn’t our shop have a “Not Allowed” sign? 
- Well, tomorrow, we’ll put one up. We won’t let in anything we don’t like. What don’t you like? 
- Spiders. 
- Good. I don’t like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we’ll get sign: “No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed.”