La Vita e Bella (Life is Beautiful) - Roberto Benigni

“The game starts now, whomever’s here is here, whomever’s not is not. The first one to get a thousant points wins. The prize is a tank! Lucky him! Everyday we’ll announce who’s in the lead from that loudspeaker. The one with the least points has to wear a sign saying ‘jackass’ right here on his back. We play the part of the real mean guys who yell. Whomever’s scared loses points. You’ll lose your points for three things. One: if you cry, two: if you want to see your mommy, three: if you are hungry and want a snack. Forget about it! …”

- Guido